speedwag:

i played a video game once and now im gay and i kill people

phan-equals-phriendship:

fishnfaith:

witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

Hey, the littles ones are the ones who can whoop ass

Hell yeah they are

urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

dannyqhantom:

Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 

me to everyone slightly younger

tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

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inspired by this

catswithbenefits:

nice butts take my breath away because im assmatic 

ieros-and-milk:

partypoisen-winchester:

everybody-keeps-scoring:

yesyerbluesme:

Frank’s guitar after the concert

oh god

What happened!?

Sometimes guitarists’ fingers start to bleed they play so hard for so long

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

skyewaard:

THE EXCLUDED ROBIN THICKE FOOTAGE IS NOW MY REASON FOR LIVING JFC